Limericks

The following is a limerick which explains what a limerick is:


The lim’rick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
    But the good ones I've seen
    So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.


I have decided to follow the same trend to test my limerick writing skills:

There once existed a self-centered prick
Whose attitude would make a leper sick
    For it was without cynicism
    He died of an overdose of narcissism
Then the coroner discovered he had a limp shtick

There once was a British boy named John Frank
While fetching water from a parish tank
    A nun came his way
    And to her he ‘say
‘tis fun to look at nude photos and ‘fill in the blank’